To the left is what happens when YouTube puts a goody like an Inspiration tab
  in the Parlor's Studio.
  
  Speaking of which...
  
    You will now find a section on this main landing page (of sorts) called
    Parlor Society Pages.  It's near the bottom.  YouTube, X, TikTok,
    Facebook and Instagram are all linked there.  Threads can be found
    linked in the About section of the Parlor's Facebook page.  I include
    these links here and on Facebook instead of on the main website for security
    reasons. For that reason, I have them in these locations regardless of
    whether or not there is much, if any, content on them.
  
  And speaking of THAT...
  
    If you take a moment to take a peek, you will notice that the Parlor's
    Facebook page is just that a page.  In order to connect the Parlor's
    Instagram in any meaningful way to the Facebook page, I did have to convert
    it to a professional account.  There is a reason for this, and had it
    not been for this reason, the Parlor's presence on both of those platforms
    would be different.
  
  
    It seems someone decided around 2020, a time when I didn't use Facebook as
    much as before, that they were going to need for me to have a Business
    account in the Meta Business Suite thingy.  It's an account that
    claimed to be some sort of medical clinic in Russia, which is obviously not
    me. Aaaaaand they ran some ads until sometime in September, if I
    recall.  Just in time to see all of us surrounded by one of the single
    worst wildfires in Oregon history.  And during the pandemic!
  
  
    While that fire complex was headed right this way, I was being sternly told
    by my cat (she is too a people) to get back in that bed, ya got
    symptoms.  And she sat right on the keyboard of my laptop,
    undercarriage on the keys (if you get my drift).  There was a lot going
    on in this country around that time, so I have not been able to help but
    wonder if this was one of those situations where greedy parasites decided to
    exploit others when they were preoccupied with...well, you know.
  
  
    This is something I had a feeling I'd wish I hadn't done, but I did take a
    look--or TRY to take a look--at the ads this outfit ran before they were
    stopped.  Auctions?!  Say what, now?  How does that even work
    on a social media platform?
  
  
    Anyway.  I tried trashing the info in the ads.  But hey, they're
    the ones who made the mistake of thinking I'd never know about the ads in
    the first place.  This is why I keep saying the Parlor does not run ads
    and never has.  Because these are facts.
  
  
    The good news is that they cannot do anything more on the Parlor's turf,
    since it does appear Facebook caught on relatively quickly and practically
    harpooned their ability to do a single thing more.  Unfortunately, it
    also means I can't get that thing off of the account.  It's one of
    those things where someone gets into the account somehow, and then
    immediately starts changing things like admins so the real account owner
    ends up either stuck with a problematic "business" or is unable to recover
    the account at all.  Any dings to that particular "business" affects
    the real owner in several ways, none of them good.  
  
  
    Yes, it's frustrating.  And at some point, not long ago, I finally just
    gave up trying to get that thing off of this business account they set up
    for me without my consent or even my knowledge.  I've not even been
    able to assign the thing to the fifth ring of Hell at very least (I've
    tried).
  
  
    To wrap this up, yes, it is a Facebook page and an Instagram professional
    account due to the existence and seeming permanence of the aftermath of the
    train wreck that it is.  I've only tolerated this lunacy because it's
    stuck and pretending it doesn't exist is never a good option. 
    Otherwise, the Parlor's Facebook and Instagram would be the type meant for
    creators, which is far more accurate. 
  
  
    Either way, the Parlor is making sure every precaution is taken to protect
    users' privacy and safety.  This is true regardless of whether or not
    that--thang--has me inextricably entwined with a specific platform. 
    That includes some pretty strict controls on vendors on the original
    website.  
  
  
    If a vendor is making a user's experience on my website anything but
    enjoyable and safe, then the vendor will then experience the Parlor's
    response header and other fabulous codes.  That is why you see a
    Parlor-themed cookie consent banner on the main website, and this new
    landing page comes with one built into it.  
  
  
    If there was any entity that was...unscrupulous, I wish I could be a fly on
    the wall as they try to get their mutts on user data from the Parlor. 
    The reaction I would love to see and hear is best heard in one of the
    Parlor's YouTube shorts, Tante Oscar's Phone.  Hit play, and the Short
    will speak for itself.  Hint: it involves quite possibly the only
    utterance of a notty werd I've ever allowed in the Parlor's
    content.  
  
  Aw, come on.  It's funny.   
  
    To close, you'll notice there is a countdown on this landing page. 
    Anne Rice's Mayfair Witches premieres on AMC on January 5, 2025.
  
  
    I haven't even had the chance to finish going over Season 1's finer details,
    this technical stuff has taken up such an obscene amount of my time.  I
    hope I'll be able to get back to it very soon!
  
  
    *Scan my text on the original Parlor website with perplexity.ai all you
      like, but do at least stop and say hello before you go...